Pineapple slicer. Don’t slice your ‘napples like a Neanderthal.
Another pineapple slicer
Strawberry stem remover, duh.
Single cherry pitter
Multi-cherry pitter, for a true pitboss.
Banana slicer – this one slices whole ‘nas at once.
Peach wedger. Not for apples, mind you, just peaches.
Avocado pitter/slicer combo. Dang those pits!
Starberry slicer with irresistably cute strawberry shape
File folder-style tomato slicer. I guess you still have to use a knife like a rube, though.
Lettuce knife – I have NO idea what this even means
Dessert knife. Wait, isn’t this just the lettuce knife in pink?
Tomato huller. Did you know tomatos had hulls? Me neither, but I’m disgusted by them now.
Herb scissors. Not regular scissors. For herbs.
Kiwi guard. Protect your ‘wis.
Lemon wraps. Like a condom for your lemons.
Lime squeezer. No, you cannot just use your lemon squeezer.
Orange squeezer. Do I have to explain everything?
Apple corer/medival torture device. This won’t look weird at all on your countertop.
Spiral vegetable slicer. Only a jerk would cut straight carrot slices.
You’ll need the jalepeno corer for your special jalapeno popper roasting rack, of course.
Grapefruit sectioner. Get rid of your serrated spoon!