These are some strange tools, but I wish I knew they existed, they could have saved me a lot of time and effort.

Pineapple slicer. Don’t slice your ‘napples like a Neanderthal.

28 Fruit Slicing Tools You Never Knew Existed

Another pineapple slicer

28 Fruit Slicing Tools You Never Knew Existed

Strawberry stem remover, duh.

28 Fruit Slicing Tools You Never Knew Existed

Single cherry pitter

28 Fruit Slicing Tools You Never Knew Existed

Multi-cherry pitter, for a true pitboss.

28 Fruit Slicing Tools You Never Knew Existed

Banana slicer

28 Fruit Slicing Tools You Never Knew Existed

Banana slicer – this one slices whole ‘nas at once.

28 Fruit Slicing Tools You Never Knew Existed

Peach wedger. Not for apples, mind you, just peaches.

28 Fruit Slicing Tools You Never Knew Existed

Avocado pitter/slicer combo. Dang those pits!

28 Fruit Slicing Tools You Never Knew Existed

Mango splitter

28 Fruit Slicing Tools You Never Knew Existed

Strawberry slicer

28 Fruit Slicing Tools You Never Knew Existed

Starberry slicer with irresistably cute strawberry shape

28 Fruit Slicing Tools You Never Knew Existed

File folder-style tomato slicer. I guess you still have to use a knife like a rube, though.

28 Fruit Slicing Tools You Never Knew Existed

Lettuce knife – I have NO idea what this even means

28 Fruit Slicing Tools You Never Knew Existed

Dessert knife. Wait, isn’t this just the lettuce knife in pink?

28 Fruit Slicing Tools You Never Knew Existed

Tomato huller. Did you know tomatos had hulls? Me neither, but I’m disgusted by them now.

28 Fruit Slicing Tools You Never Knew Existed

Melon tickler

28 Fruit Slicing Tools You Never Knew Existed

Herb scissors. Not regular scissors. For herbs.

28 Fruit Slicing Tools You Never Knew Existed

Kiwi guard. Protect your ‘wis.

28 Fruit Slicing Tools You Never Knew Existed

Lemon wraps. Like a condom for your lemons.

28 Fruit Slicing Tools You Never Knew Existed

Lemon squeezer.

28 Fruit Slicing Tools You Never Knew Existed

Lime squeezer. No, you cannot just use your lemon squeezer.

28 Fruit Slicing Tools You Never Knew Existed

Orange squeezer. Do I have to explain everything?

28 Fruit Slicing Tools You Never Knew Existed

Apple corer/medival torture device. This won’t look weird at all on your countertop.

28 Fruit Slicing Tools You Never Knew Existed

Spiral vegetable slicer. Only a jerk would cut straight carrot slices.

28 Fruit Slicing Tools You Never Knew Existed

Jalepeno corer

28 Fruit Slicing Tools You Never Knew Existed

You’ll need the jalepeno corer for your special jalapeno popper roasting rack, of course.

28 Fruit Slicing Tools You Never Knew Existed

Grapefruit sectioner. Get rid of your serrated spoon!

28 Fruit Slicing Tools You Never Knew Existed

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